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Funny Political QuotesThey said that! Funny political quotes are political remarks that do not seem to make sense. When politicians speak you can bet it is quoted somewhere. We bring you the very best. See how funny political remarks make our leaders look foolish. These quotes contain humorous sayings that get you laughing. Humor and politics go hand in hand. Some politicians make statments and quotes that stick with them forever. Funny political quotes is about people saying words before they think. Sound familar. When they say it, we quote it. Famous politicians put humor in there political remarks. See for yourself. Is this what they call politicaly correct? Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. Ronald Reagan The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep. Clinton aide George Stephanopolous. The Internet is a gateway to get on the net. Bob Dole It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. George W Bush I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. David Dinkins, New York City Mayor. Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle Things are more like they are now than they have ever been. Gerald Ford Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them. George Bush Politicians are like diapers. They should both be changed frequently and for the same reason. Anonymous We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself. George W Bush A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. Fred Allen If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign. George W Bush A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. George W Bush We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate. Kin Hubbard. For NASA, space is still a high priority. Dan Quayle Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. Dwight D. Eisenhower. When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal. Richard Nixon People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like. Abraham Lincoln Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children. Dan Quayle I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. Ronald Reagan It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago. Dan Quayle I have orders to be awakened at any time in the case of a national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. Ronald Reagan It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another. George Bush I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them. George Bush I'm glad I'm not Brezhnev. Being the Russian leader in the Kremlin. You never know if someone's tape recording what you say. Richard Nixon More To Come
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