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Funny Quotes and SayingsFunny quotes and sayings that are listed here is only a sample of what people have said over many years. Some are from famous people and others from comdians, actors or politicians. Many are well known humorous quotes. Whacky, weird words quoted could cause laughing or giggling. Visit our page Funny Political QuotesAnd We Quote "funny quotes and sayings".Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. Jim Davis The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein We are the people our parents warned us about. Jimmy Buffett Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical. Yogi Berra If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? Abraham Lincoln If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. Harry S.Truman If you can't convince them, confuse them. Harry S.Truman You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. Milton Berle Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. Will Rogers The Republicans are the party of bad ideas. The Democrats are the party of no ideas. Lewis Black If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? George Carlin A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. Bill Cosby Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Robin williams Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. Andy Rooney
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