Funny Tongue Twisters
Funny tongue twisters are great for kids and family fun. The tongue twisters have been around for many years and still cause a lasting laughing effect on everybody. Children really enjoy the silly way a twister sounds when saying them fast. Here at fun stuff on the web we will present to you the best of funny tongue twisters.
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Some of the most popular tongue twisters:
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?
I scream, you scream,
we all scream for ice cream!
A sailor went to sea to see,
what he could see.
And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
I never smelled a smelt that smelled like that smelt smelled.
A tutor who tooted the flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor:
"Is it harder to toot,
or to tutor two tooters to toot"?
Rubber baby-buggy bumpers.
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
What are funny tongue twisters you ask? They are a test of speech for the tongue that make it hard to talk right. A sentence that is hard to speak, with repeating pharses or similar sounds. They also are used to help develop skills for speech therapy.
Funny tongue twisters to say out loud make you tongue tied. Some are just plain silly, while others make sense. The longer twisters are more like a short story. It's fun to make your own funny tongue twisters.
As an example:
Sarah sat sideways in a swing.
The swing swung Sarah sideways.
The Pastor prayed in the pasture.
You can make up a funny tongue twister just like these. It's a blast! Simple words make for silly fun. When you come up with a really good one tell everybody you know and watch them smile and giggle. Don't forget to send in your funny tongue twisters today.
Tantilizing, twisting, silly, crazy, funny tongue twisters.
Time to tickle your tongue with more funny twisters. Test your tongue now.
Of all the felt I ever felt,
I never felt a piece of felt
which felt as fine as that felt felt,
when first I felt that felt hat's felt.
Unique New York.
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought
I thought I thought.
Swan swam over the sea,
swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again.
Well swum, swan!
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
Jolly juggling jesters jauntily juggled jingling jacks.
It's not the cough that carries you off,
it's the coffin they carry you off in!
When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor.
Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way,
or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way.
Penny's pretty pink piggy bank.
If Freaky Fred found fifty feet of fruit
and fed forty feet to his friend Frank,
how many feet of fruit did Freaky Fred find?
Moses supposes his toeses are roses,
but Moses supposes erroneously;
for nobody's toeses are poses of roses,
as Moses supposes his toeses to be.
A good cook could cook as much cookies
as a good cook who could cook cookies.
I saw a saw that could out saw
any other saw I ever saw.
Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter,
so Betty bought better butter to make the bitter butter better.
Funny tongue twisters are a tantilizing tasty treat for every member of the family. We want you to check back often as we will add more twisters to this page.
These are your submitted Funny Tongue Twisters Thank You!
Submitted by Jasmine C. of L.A., California, USA on 11/30/07 Betty bought some butter, but the butter Bettybought was bitter, so Betty bought some better butter to make the bitter butterbetter, but the bitter butter made the better butter bitter
Submitted by Laurie G. of Oakville Ont., Canada on11/30/07 Billy Bailey built a boat,the boat Billy Bailey built was blue,The blue boat Billy Bailey built,was built for boating two!
Submitted by Oksana of the USA on 11/14/07 The Sheat Is slit, Who Slitt The Sheat, WhoeverSlit The Sheat Is A Dirty Sheat Sliter
Submitted by Connor of the USA on 11/14/07 Timmy turkey tip-toed to town eating a taco.
Submitted by Hunter of the USA on 11/14/07 Turkey toes are tiny but tasty treats to try
Submitted by Malyck M. of Kingston, Jamaica on 11/03/07 A canner excedingly canny one day remarked tohis granny:"a canner can can anything that he can but he cant can a can canhe?"
Submitted by Joshua S.of Exeter, U.K. on 10/15/07 Black bug bit a big black bear.But where is thebig black bear that the big black bug bit?
Submitted by Yusra of Chicago, Illinois USA on 10/02/07 he who laughs last laughs long
Submitted by John A. of Bukidnon Philippines on 9/02/07 Is thinking what you thinkThat you think, I'm thinking what you thinkThats what I think!
Submitted by Millie C. of Warrington Chesire, UK on 8/30/07 polly pocket made a rocket then the rocket made a topic then the topic flew in the rocket and polly pocket got in the rocket with her topic
Submitted by Michelle J. of Chicago Illinose, USA on 7/31/07 Which witch wished that wicked wish
Submitted by Hana K. of China on 7/21/07 how much dew does a dewdrop drop if dewdrops dodrop dew?
Submitted by Kassandra Q. of Queens NY, USA on 6/26/07 When ever the weather is cold. When ever the weather is hot. When ever we're together or not. Weather it's cold or hot.
Submitted by Allie of MD. USA on 4/30/07 Allie awed Ollie's odd overalls
Submitted by Iveette M. of Fontana California, USA on 4/18/07 I bought a bit of butter but my butter was bitter If I put it in my batterit will be a bit betterSo I bought a bit of better butter and I put it in my batterto make the bitter butter taste a bit better
Can a hare hear with his ear if another hare'shair comes near?
Submitted by Kimberly V. of Staten Island New York, USA on 4/20/07 I write in the light with my sight in the night and fight with my right when i bite in the night which might be tight with mybite in the night except in the light its queit all right and when i see a kiteit looks like white in the brite sun light
Submitted by Christana C. of North Brunswick New Jersey, USA on 4/26/07 Silly Sally had some sushi with stinky Sammy.
Submitted by April F. of Ahousat B.C., Canada on 2/28/07 ONE FINE FELLOW HE FELT SMART SAY THREE TIMES
Submitted by Sophia S. of Pahrump Nevada, USA on 4/9/06 Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy,was he?
Submitted by Jamie S. of Sneads Florida, USA on 4/9/06 how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
Submitted by Kaytlyn W. of Portland Tennessee, USA on 8/19/06 petter pipper picked a pepper how many peppers did petter pipper pick
Submitted by Ashley R. of Parish New York, USA on 8/19/06 Harry the horse had jalapenos in his hay.
Submitted by Hazel H. of Corpus Christie Texas, USA on 1/2/07 When Silly Sally got sick,Silly Sally's sister, Silly Susie saved Silly Sally's sickness.
Submitted by Aaliyah H. of Panama City, Panama on 1/8/07 seven,sexy, slick, silky, swans swam so silently
Submitted by Karamada of U.S. Minor Outlying Islands on 1/12/07 Sarah Said Sit Shawn
Submitted by Hannah M. of LaPine Oregon, USA on 1/16/07 One-One was a racehorse,Two-Two was one too.One-One won one race,Two-Two won one too.
Submitted by Murtaza R. of Mississauga Ontario, Canada on 1/22/07 fat frogs flying past fast
Submitted by Nicole C. of Claremont California, USA on 1/24/07 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if awoodchuck could chuck wood?A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Submitted by Millie C. of WARRINGTON, United Kingdom on 2/4/07 ART ATTACK ART ATTACK ALL IN A PACK ART ATTACKART ATTACK READY TO UNPACK!!!
Submitted by Kris H. of Ringgold Georgia, USA on 2/8/07 how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
Submitted by Ursula N. of Richmond British Columbia, Canada on 2/18/07 Spreak porperly and correctly
Submitted by Haley S. of Rockmart Georgia, USA on 2/22/07 rubber baby buggie bumpers
Submitted by Claire S. of Mindanao Philippines on 2/27/07 the twenty tiny toots twisting through the turn.
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